living breathing statistical impossibility

this is my journal you can't stop the puns

THIS IS WHERE YOU COMMENT IF YOU WANT SOME SWEET HOLIDAY COOKIES. Comments are screened! Leave your address, plurk name, and if you're allergic to/don't like any of the cookies I'm making so I can leave them out for you.

I'm going to be making earl grey, chocolate chip pudding, and sugar cookies (with almonds); if you don't say anything you'll just be getting a nice mix of all three.

Ho ho ho motherfuckers. c8